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Meat Demotivational Poster


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.

MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.

TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.

ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?

MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!

TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary

TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L

BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...

DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.

TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?

VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."

TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4.03/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"

AWESOME - Are you?

TAGS: meat soyf***er carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.97/5

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Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE - expect get on a treadmill

TAGS: meatloaf
Rating: 2.22/5

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Anonymous2 - December 5, 2009, 3:39 pm
Have you seen him lately? He's slimmed down considerably since then. Heck, he had fake moobs in Fight Club.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Good song to have stuck in your head though.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:40 am
Dang I brain-wormed myself. Can't get the song outta my head.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:33 am
His trick to love? Blind chicks who dig money.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:32 am
I must agree, he taught me everything i know about love. Granted, im single....
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
K, no more puns now. Seriously though, Meatloaf is awesome.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
You'll neverfind a coupe de ville at the bottom of a cracker jack box, because i would have eaten it.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:30 am
Let me eat on it, baby back ribs, let me eat on it...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Will you deep fry forever? Will you knead me forever?
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:26 am
STOP RIGHT THERE! Before we go any further do you deep fry...
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:24 am
Two out of three's not bad, but one Burger is enough for you.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:23 am
HA! Don't be like that Dre. Meat's got the chops...and the roasts, ribs etc...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:23 am
Fat out of hell 3 : The cholesterol's loose?
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:22 am
I seriously hate you all now
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Paradise by the Foreman Grill..
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:18 am
I would do anything for some bacon...
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:14 am
I would do anything for a sammich...
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:14 am
I think you guys are missing the point. Its f***ing meatloaf
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:13 am
I almost don't want to go through yesterday's posters.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
Dyslexic...switch the p with the c.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
and by mealoaf, i meant meatloaf
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:11 am
Remember, dictionaries are our friend.

Bacon fight! -

TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.92/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.

DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.

TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)

VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.

TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


BABY GAGA - I'm beautiful in my way Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track Baby I was born this way.

TAGS: baby lady gaga meat
Rating: 3.5/5

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Airman - January 26, 2011, 5:49 pm
was this a holiday for middle school? FSU, shut up. when you contribute some of your own masterpieces, we'll maybe pay attention.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:45 pm
*locks doors, grabs sh**gun, cowers away from screen* that is some scary a** sh!t! just likeher mom!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:22 pm
I want a bacon diaper
diogo0817 - October 9, 2010, 1:43 pm
That picture goes on the top10 of the most creepy things I've ever seen!

dear vegetarians -

TAGS: delicious meat
Rating: 4.59/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm



TAGS: bugs bunny mouse leopard meat
Rating: 4.42/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:14 am
the mouse is like, OMMMMNOOOMMNOOM OOO whats that. lol
rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:23 pm

must remain polite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2012, 12:16 am
Happiness is commenting on a Motifake from a strip club. Have a good night b****es


TAGS: meatball eater pink floyd lyric
Rating: 4.2/5

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spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:24 am
LOL it's funny cause i'm at school when I saw this poster and if you don't jet the reffrence it's pink floyds "another brick in the wall"

MY LOCAL BUTCHER SHOP - For some reason his meat is always tender !!

TAGS: butcher meat tender shag animal
Rating: 2.07/5

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MO - May 30, 2009, 7:06 pm
Musty, if you made all your hacks as decent as this then I could see the point.



TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah

I LOVE ANIMALS - Meat Is Delicious. Murder Is Delicious!

Rip Roast -


TAGS: talk about fresh meat
Rating: 4.09/5

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Zealot - November 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
I gotta go hug my dog now 1l
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm hungry for Kung Pao. Anyone else? Anyone?
darkxlord - November 12, 2010, 9:46 am
hahaha me likes

In The South... -

TAGS: mosquitoes up north sh**gun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true

in my day -

GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this.

TAGS: meat pie
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:57 pm
5L! Too effin true Jmac
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
wtf is step 3? it looks like they put a bunch of hashish in it, lmao
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 7:30 pm
My mouth is actually watering. Although, that is heart attack on a plate right there.
frixxxx - November 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
Must have recipe must make more!!!! Please give recipe!!! 5 Lions and a side of bacon!!
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:29 pm
Fork-check Hunger-check Paddles on stand by-Check lets eat!
LD0ne - October 1, 2009, 9:08 am
my god... *twitch* must have one...
Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:56 am
There's only one thing tastier than bacon, and that is MORE BACON!
todd snyder - September 14, 2009, 5:18 pm
OMG!!! NOM NOM NOM 5 lions for you.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
I could never be a vegan, that just looks disgusting.
MO - September 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
How bout a half can/jar/bag of vegimite? Would that spruce it up for ya?
Jmac05 - September 14, 2009, 1:32 pm
That sounds like vegan talk, that does.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:19 pm
The thing is, it doesn't even look like it'd taste good.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 12:46 pm
Affectionately named 'Euthanasia'
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 12:40 pm
it looks so good my cholesterol went up just looking at it

BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom

TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...

Setting a Vegan Trap -


TAGS: meatball parmesan kebab
Rating: 4.22/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 27, 2010, 1:17 pm
Wonder what that would taste like with mushrooms, sausage and pepperoni?! 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:48 pm
Yeah I know....
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 6:45 pm
I was just following the flavor of the poster TTH. Chutney is Indian food made from mango fruit. It's not very tasty so I'd go to the bathroom quickly to puke... No punchline just using puns.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:36 pm
OK so five men go into a bathroom quickly...... Whats the punchline Spacedog?
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
You can really taste the chutney. 5 mangoes (to the bathroom quickly).
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:05 pm
not sure I would sink my bankroll into that venture. 5 you'll be sorrys
lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 10:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 26, 2010, 9:45 am
Fettuccine Al-Curry....5L.

MEATSHILED - When Kevlar just isn't good enough

TAGS: meatshield
Rating: 2.39/5

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Captain Whitey - May 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
choke*, coffee*, don't*. Spelling AND Grammar Nazi'd you.
weker - May 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
you guys are freaks just for spell checking his poster it funny enough to make me chock on my coffe in the morning thats all that matters (ps dont spelling nazi my work)
alex - May 3, 2008, 8:32 am
got to love the kids hand :P
Jeremy - February 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
It's called spell check moron. Too bad they haven't invented idiot check.
Big Earl - February 9, 2008, 12:24 am
You can spell Kevlar, but not shield? faggot.

MEAT CURTAINS - No Seriously , Check out the Meat Curtains

TAGS: meat curtains
Rating: 2.17/5

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Green Eyed Lady -

TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?


MEAT! - Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!

TAGS: meat
Rating: 3.21/5

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Stressedesserts13 - June 2, 2011, 4:12 am
lol nice

HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables

TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy ****! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having ***!

CAT - The other white meat

valentine's day reminder -

TAGS: beat meat
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 14, 2017, 11:22 am

you sir, will never suffer from what this man suffers. well done
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:46 am
Jeez ... just flowers? ... What should I do with the chocolate, the wine, and the necklace? ;)



TAGS: looks that way because i m a carnivore and you re meat
Rating: 3/5

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MO - March 6, 2010, 4:15 pm
Alright, enough shenanigans. Gotta get on the road. Later Tadders!
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
I'm sure to catch hell for that one Rerun! I can just here it now. I'm only there Tues-Friday morning!!! Who the hell is she?? Blah blah... HA HA!! Love you snookums!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 4:01 pm

I am waiting for Nik to comment.
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:00 pm
Hopfully he's smart enough to know that if it wasn't the interweb he'd be the mouse. I eat p**** for brefess!!! And lunch, an dinner....
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:51 pm
Can't discount that theory, MO... derka derka is smart... he knows things.
MO - March 6, 2010, 3:32 pm
You know what? Knowing Derks pompous and holier than thou attitude I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this wasn't an off handed attempt at a reply to our (mostly mine) comments last night.

JELLY BABIES - The other white meat

SPAM - It's so much more than canned meat

TAGS: spam meat hawaii worship
Rating: 1.95/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 3:20 pm
Oh, thatonechick, that would have been a sweet poster: SPAMPLES Because less can be more, and even way too much.
thatonechick - May 21, 2009, 2:15 pm
Free Spam-ples? Delicious.

If Peace Begins On Our Plate -

TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.

Tofu -

TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


TAGS: beer meat grocery man meal
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:12 am
…..but n-o-o-o-o, turns out magnifying glasses can leave a mark. OK, I’ll work on the seat down principle, as long as I’m permitted to pee standing up…hey-y-y-y!.... did you just call me a ‘(con’t)’??.... that’s it, I’m peein’ off the back porch
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:11 am
Diamonds..worst investment ever. Shopped for a diamond pendant once. The teeny weeny delicate chain was bigger than the ‘stone’ on the one I could afford….looked like a piece of sand…..so I got her a magnifying glass too. Win win you’d think….
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 3:50 pm

Unless you do it with diamonds...
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 3:29 pm
s-o-o-o-o, marking my territory is out?
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:34 am

should return it to its normal position, AAANNND out of courtesy, love, and respect for others, should see to it that it is CLEAN.
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:31 am

...and your lovely and treasured lady leaves it down for ALL her visits, that means that for 75% of the time, the seat is in its right and proper position. Logic dictates that the individual who uses the contraption in a way that is outside the norm...
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:29 am

It's simple, really. They are called 'seats'. That means their natural and correct position is down. Their natural and correction CONDITION is clean and DRY. Considering that you leave the seat down for roughly 1/4 of all your visits...(con't)
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:48 am
But, I’ll continue to put the seat down….and put it up…and down…and up…….oh, and down
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:47 am
Well, I’m just not catchin’ on. I mean, I’m pretty sure I can grasp the spring feature on a theater seat, and not just sit there a foot higher than everybody else.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:02 am

GAry, darling, ***bie, sweetie~~the seat left up is not a woman's problem. It's a man's problem. Just like leaving seat on the table in a restaurant is the restaurant's problem. Just like leaving seats up in the theater is the theater's problem.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:14 am
Fair ‘nough…now…’bout that lid problem of yours…….I can help. I have come up with a two-step (no fail) instruction program…with illustrations
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:23 am

good getting the female perspective....ouch.

Wordplay -

Tofu -

TAGS: meat is murder delicious murder
Rating: 4.73/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:08 pm

Krickit - August 6, 2013, 5:06 pm
Well yeah, that's the joke
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 3:04 am
Life's a lot funnier with one.
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 12:23 pm

And I was thinking, "Now where should I put this one? Ohhhhh...TUFU!"
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 9:51 am
Roses are red, violets are blue…let’s fu
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:38 am

You have a dirty mind, one which thinks like mine.
Zetmonk - August 4, 2013, 7:30 am
I only realised it's referring to tofu after seeing the subscript...
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 3:52 am
Am I the only one that read her t-shirt completely wrong...I (love) To FU?


TAGS: vintage meat thermometer advertisement humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - July 30, 2013, 10:29 pm
Heh, The good ol' days

BE IT EVER - SO HUMBLING there's no place like home

TAGS: rerun man***bs redmeat
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:15 am
hahaha... very funny... you've given ideas to RR's wife

Vegan -

Vegan Joke #1 -

TAGS: vegan joke conversations meat superficial pun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
...and that one's even worse.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
I know, I know. Bad pun. Moo ha ha.
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 5:46 pm
Grrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn...and 5L.


TAGS: tainted love meat soft cell
Rating: 4.27/5

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iwaskissedupsidetheheadwithahammer - August 20, 2011, 5:12 pm
Weird...when I saw that pic my balls started to hurt me. 5
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:36 pm
Just back from the Tube of You. Do a search of YouTube levis tainted, and you'll get the ad.
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:33 pm
Now that you mention it ... no. But actually, yeah, kinda. I listen to a couple of oldies stations in the car and Tainted Love comes up a lot. And that might also explain my trunk full of newly purchased jeans. All Levis of course.
Airman - August 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
anyone remember the Levis commercial that had doctors in surgery around a patient, and the heart monitor begins making the noises to Tainted Love.. and the docs all started singing it. Not sure what that had to do with selling denim pants
spacedog - August 15, 2011, 9:02 pm
I've got to (bump,bump) get away...

to all vegans -

TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.

AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!

DINNER - " Honey, what happened to all the left over dog food?" "Shut up and eat your meatloaf"

Opportunity -

TAGS: meat
Rating: 2.82/5

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TAGS: cat white meat
Rating: 2.17/5

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Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 12:31 am
Can you make me a sammich, ya lady? jk
Chompers - April 4, 2010, 12:26 am
I can cook :) The ladies should be lining up now.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
I'd eat Sea Biscuit. I've just never met a chef that could fry a horse. lol
Cloudchaser - April 4, 2010, 12:18 am
5L. Meat eaters who get upset at the idea of eating dog, cat, horse, rabbit guinea pig, rat, dolphin and non-endangered whale meat are hypocrites
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Child labor ftw That's why China's gonna rule the world. Sewing.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Underage asian elves, actually.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
I don't think I've ever met a woman that could sew...I just a**ume elves take care of that ****.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
YAY! I proved Aggy right!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
Me either, Bart. If those are the prerequisites of being female, I'm screwed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:11 pm
Don't worry, Bart.... neither do any of the girls your age anymore. It's sad to refer to cooking, laundry, sewing and ironing as a lost art.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
I'm joking. I'm not a woman. I don't even know how to cook, or fold laundry.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
And I'm really Tina Fey, researching a role as a caffeine-addicted insomniac.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:08 pm
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:07 pm
To a picture of chicken?!? Okay, I have a secret... I'm really Michael Moore. I've just been masquerading as thatonechick.
MrRandom - April 3, 2010, 11:06 pm
So, what the hell did I log on to tonight?
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:05 pm
Um, I think I'm getting a bon**. FYI.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:03 pm
I know where your mind went. :P So I clarified by telling you of my lack of actual food. That kitty up there looks kinda tasty... I'm not so sure I'd like to taste that other one. :S But I digress. Ooh, I'm gonna go make some pizza rolls or something.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:02 pm
Well, Rerun, I would hope that some females here are...females...yeah.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:01 pm
Yes, cookies count. The food pyramid seems to neglect the fact that chocolate chips and other sugary treats lead to great mental capacity and deductive reasoning. (i.e. L) By the way, when you said "I'm hungry" my mind went the WRONG WAY.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:00 pm

d*** Bart....not every female here is a Naru
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:56 pm
I haven't eaten yet. LoL Oh, wait, I had a cookie earlier. That counts, right?
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
O_O Wait...you mean...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:52 pm
I'm hungry.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 10:49 pm
It is. Trust me. I know p**** when I see it.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:49 pm

1st time submitted it was an Easter Rabbit reference.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:48 pm
I wonder if that IS cat. Hmm.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 10:41 pm



SPAM - (S)alvaged (P)arts of H(am)

TAGS: meat
Rating: 1.65/5

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Dr. Manhattan - November 20, 2008, 10:04 pm
I'll have the spam spam spam bacon egg and spam, please.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:36 pm
Hey Cubbybear, you're from Hawaii, is this stuff really that popular there?
LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 2:55 pm
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spaaaaaaaaaaam!!!
BuzzBomb - September 18, 2008, 12:07 am
Hoagie - August 30, 2008, 10:24 am
(S)houlder (P)ork H(AM)...don't any of you dorks watch the History Channel???
SPAM - August 2, 2008, 1:52 pm
SPAM = SPiced hAM
ax - July 25, 2008, 6:01 pm
Bulgy McPackage - July 25, 2008, 4:41 pm
The very best Spam is imported from Nigerian banks, and makes your p**** longer, too!

Meat -

TAGS: meat food
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - June 15, 2016, 4:01 am
Used to be that "meat" meant any food, even fruits and veggies


TAGS: cannibalism vegetarian mountainmeat mount st helens
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2016, 4:08 am
It wasn't that she was weak, it was that she didn't use oxygen
JesusWept - May 23, 2016, 8:16 pm
Haha good one! ^^^^^Up

Suspicions -

TAGS: stores meat sales cheap what me worry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Excellent job, UP yours
JesusWept - August 15, 2017, 9:36 am
Excellent ^^^^^Up

Leatherface -

TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours

Ingenuity -


TAGS: cover mystery meat food humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:48 pm
Waitress, Coffee, whole wheat toast, dry, please? Yes. Just that.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:42 am
Tonight's special, for you more adventure some diners, long beef with a side of pickled trouser trout ...
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
From the Philippines, so? It tastes like chicken and whatever it was, it was slower than the chef, more hoisin, please?

Fatherly wisdom -

TAGS: e coli meat sick causes logic
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Especially in California. Oh, brother! Everyone here is such a hypochondriac I can't get a rare steak anymore. They burn it so much that charcoal is more moist and tender than the meat :'(
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:13 am
Sorry to correct you there crotchety....the meat is shyt! Seems nobody remembers how to make real hamburger anymore.